i prefer red skittles.

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

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focally:

how much do u cost can i pay for u please

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ancient excerpt from a dead language (via pizzaforpresident)

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what’s your msn?

strlppername:

Mom: You should eat healthier!!!

Me:

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barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

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