I hate when people say things like “You don’t know what it’s like to be a woman!” or “You don’t know what it’s like to be black!”. Well guess what? You don’t know what it’s like to be a white male! In 2013 it’s not this huge privileged life people make it out to be, in fact in some ways it’s more difficult. How many scholarships have you heard of that are for straight white males? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"